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bancuri, faze haioase (d la ore) sau orice altceva va mai trece prin cap, dar sa fie amuzant
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Un om de afaceri ii trimite nevestei sale un fax:
"Draga mea sotie: intelegi k acum ai 54 de ani shi k eu am anumite nevoi pe care tu nu mi le mai poti satisface. sunt foarte fericit cu tine, te consider o nevasta minunata si sincer sper k nu o sa te superi cand vei afla ca in timp ce citesti acest fax eu voi fi la hotel cu Viviana, secretara mea, care are 18 ani. Dar nu te ingrijora, ma voi intoarce acasa inainte de miezul noptii."
" Draga barbate: am primit faxul tau si nu pot sa ma abtin sa nu iti multumesc pentru k m-ai anuntat. Profit de aceasta ocazie ca sa iti amintesc ca shi tu ai 54 de ani. Shi te mai anunt k in timp ce vei citi acest mesaj eu voi fi la hotel cu Mihai, instructorul meu de tenis, care, ca si secretara ta, are 18 ani. Cum esti un om de afaceri renumit, ai o diploma in matematica, vei putea intelege cu usurinta k ne asemanam in aceasta situatie, dar exista o mica diferenta: 18 intra de mai multe ori in 54, pe cand 54 in 18...Deci nu ma astepta mai devreme de maine! Pupici de la sotia ta care te intelege."
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Things you'd really like to say at work:
01. I can see your point, but you're still full of crap.
02. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronouce.
03. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
04. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
05. Ahh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
06. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
07. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
08. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
09. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
10. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
11. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
12. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
13. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
14. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
15. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
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 AcekineMembru nouDin: Alexandria
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Nimeni si cu Prost la mare.Intra sa faca baie , dar Nimeni nu stia sa inoate . Prost suna la salvamar :
Prost: Alo , veniti repede ca se inneaca Nimeni.
Salvamarul: Ba tu esti Prost ?
Prost : Da ma eu sunt
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AceKine Boy
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